Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 27th Episode, Killjoys.
This is a special message from your favourite airline corporation. We understand you could have flown with anyone else today, but you – oh, what’s that? There’s only one shadowy Company ruling the world and you have only yourself and your guns to trust? Oh, carry on then.
You wouldn’t happen to be a bounty hunter wouldja, you know, a Killjoy? No, our flight isn’t named Serenity, and there’s no Captain Mal Reynolds but we have a lot of things like it so maybe you’ll consider staying aboard a wee bit longer.
Not that you could get off the flight anyways…because we are also now in Space. Did we forget to mention that? And you thought you were headed to Seattle.