Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our super quirky magical flight, New Girl.
During this flight we try to address the big questions: what is the meaning of life, how will mankind continue to evolve in an increasingly technologically driven world, and how in the holy hell does Zooey Desch keep getting cast as the same damn human?
Folks if you pull out that carry-on from the beneath the seat in front of you, you’ll find your clip-in fringe, square glasses, and an indomitable will to sing off-key.
I’m sorry folks. I had to pass on the curse. I had to pass it on.