Good Morrow Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 37th Episode, Poldark.
As you land, a connecting stagecoach will take you to your next terminal. However, we warn you that said stagecoach might be full of gossiping busybodies discussing your fallen fortune as you return home from a war that you lost.
Don’t take it too personally, after all, you were a scandal and a wastrel. Whose ex-girlfriend is engaged to your cousin, and whose farm and mines are in such disrepair that setting it all ablaze would be an improvement.
I mean, how can you take it personally when your entire life went to hell in a handbasket?
Oh, and you’re Cornish, so there’s that.