Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 36th flight, Fargo.
We’re sure glad you’re here, dontcha know? If you look out the windows on the left side of the plane, you can sure see local disappointment Lester Nygard. Oh jeeze, what’s that fella doin’ now?
And who’s that real intense guy with him, whisperin’ them dark things in his ear. Oh, looks like this is a case for that Deputy Molly Solverson. Isn’t she a peach?