Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard Episode 33, The Addams Family.
For passengers just joining this astral plane, we ask that you turn your television dial back to 1964. Get to know your neighbours sitting next to you. Their intricacies. Their oddities.
The strange void where their soul should be. Then turn to the strange family to your other side and consider yourself safer, for they have hemlock and beheadings but at least they’re upfront about it.
Maybe you’ll find yourself nurturing some of their values after all.