Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our fourteenth flight – iZombie.
In partnership with our airlines, we’d like to introduce the newest designer drug on the market, Utopium.
Do you have your whole life planned out? Perfect partner, perfect job in which you excel?
Have you ever thought – ‘Hey, I could use a little yacht party massacre to spice things up’?
You can purchase this new wonderdrug from any of our stewards just after we reach cruising altitude.
Warning: Utopium may cause undeath, a sudden craving for the sweet nectar of brains, and a radical new hairstyle.
Ask your Morgue-Professional if Utopium is right for you.