Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our thirteenth flight – Daredevil
We would like to take this moment to point out to passengers on our left side of the plane that if they look down, they may see the gaping hellmouth that is New York. (It’s like New York itself is a Character, eh Nora Ephron?)
Those on the right side of the plane will be exposed to toxic goop. Enjoy your new super power, tumors. Or, if you’re a handsome Charlie Cox, the ability to see.
We would like to remind passengers that our legal department has been on the job longer than 7 hours. We just like to point that out.