Green Lantern

Once Marvel got their skin in the mega-franchise game, everyone wanted to play! Including those poor suckers at DC, whose first foray into making a larger (well, larger than Batman anyway) world was a movie about a green space cop who makes stuff happen with his brain. Ah well. Alia has questions about this whole boondoggle, like: what’s with all the human privilege? Is Ryan Reynolds the worst? And will she ever forgive Matt for making her watch this movie?

Matt has answers, such as: yes she will! It’s time for a ring-fingered tour of 2011’s superhero franchise bomb, GREEN LANTERN.

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