One superhero movie we’ve heard about all our lives but never got around to actually knowing anything about involves a white man in a purple leotard who protects the jungle from other white guys (or something). Let’s get to the questions, like: is Matt perfunctory? What happens when you eat too many carrots? And most importantly, who would win in a fight: Darkman or The Phantom?

It’s the unofficial second part of last week’s episode as we engage in another VS. contest, this time featuring Billy Zane in Simon Wincer’s 1996 go-nowhere comic book movie, THE PHANTOM!

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