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Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 24th Episode, UnReal.

Time to peek behind that Velvet Curtain Frequent Flyers. Let’s break the fourth wall a little bit.

Romance? Manufactured. Chemistry, made up bullshit. Hey, keep an eye on our Villain we gotta starve her out so she acts appropriately terrible.
HEY – Keep those cameras rolling, we got a show to do you screwbadons.

Look, you want to know what it’s like, having a big fancy reality tv show, or do you want to live in la-la-land where flowers fall from the sky and candles sprout around you like daisies and Unicorns ride around on rainbows?

Wake up and smell the sponsors, we got shit to do.

LET’S MOVE IT PEOPLE

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